What should we buy Av3k as a gift to celebrate him re-signing with Endpoint?

Av3k has been with Endpoint for three years so we thought let's celebrate with a traditional leather anniversary gift! But what do you want to see? A belt engraved with a message for full support? A canvas apron to help him in the kitchen? A tank top to bring out those gym muscles? Or a whip to keep his ranked opponents in line?